Hard to find kids books
'You Were an Accident'
'Strangers Have the Best Candy'
'Some Kittens Can Fly!'
'Getting More Chocolate on Your Face'
'Where Would You Like to Be Buried?'
'Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her'
'The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's
Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's
Go Ride Our Bikes!'
'All Dogs Go to Hell'
'The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking'
'When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the
Answer They Say God Did It'
'Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia'
'What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?'
'Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical
Outlet Be Friends?'
'Daddy Drinks Because You Cry'
'Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver'
'You Are Different and That's Bad'
'Dad's New Wife Timothy'
'Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other
Great Microwave Games'
'Testing Homemade Parachutes With
Nothing At All But Your Household Pets'
'The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and
the Vice Squad'
'Babar Meets the Taxidermist'
'Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence'
'The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables'
'Start a Real-Estate Empire With the
Change From Your Mom's Purse'
'The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy'
'Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will'
'The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead'
'How to Become The Dominant Military Power
In Your Elementary School'
'Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear'
When my sister teased her five-year-old daughter by suggesting
she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little
girl was quite indignant.
"No mommy, I do not!" she replied quite forcefully.
"Why not?" asked her mom.
"Because he's only interested in one thing."
complained the child.
Shocked by this comment, my sister cautiously asked what
that "one thing" might be.
"Pokemon cards, of course!!!" stated the girl.