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Subject: Real Advertisements
>>Reportedly Taken From Actual Classified Ads In Newspapers:
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>>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
>>8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
>>--------------------------------
>>FREE PUPPIES:
>>1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
>>1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
>>------------------------------
>>FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
>>PART STUPID DOG
>>-----------------------------
>>GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
>>NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
>>-----------------------------------
>>FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
>>LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
>>BEEN OUT AWHILE.
>>BETTER BE REWARD.
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>>1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
>>----------------------------
>>SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
>>ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
>>-----------------------------
>>TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES
>>WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
>>EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
>>------------------------------
>>COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
>>ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
>>-----------------------------
>>NORDIC TRACK $300
>>HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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>>BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
>>"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
>>----------------------------------
>>SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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>>HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
>>"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
>>---------------------------------
>>HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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>>GEORGIA PEACHES
>>CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
>>------------------------------------
>>NICE PARACHUTE:
>>NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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>>WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
>>STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
>>-------------------------------------
>>EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
>>QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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>>OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
>>AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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>>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
>>MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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>>ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
>>FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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>>OPEN HOUSE
>>BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
>>FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
>>------------------------------------
>>(AND THE BEST ONE) Is this guy smart or what??!!
>>
>>FOR SALE BY OWNER
>>Complete set of Encyclopedia
>>Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent
>>condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
>>No longer needed. Got married last
>>weekend. Wife knows everything
 
RECIPE: EASY TO MAKE CHILI
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INGREDIENTS:
1 pound ground beef
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 1/2 tablespoons chili powder
1 clove garlic, minced
1 bay leaf
1 jalapeno pepper, chopped
1 can tomatoes, chopped, undrained, (28 ounces)
1 can tomato sauce, (14 ounces)
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1 can chili beans or kidney beans, undrained, (15 ounces)
DIRECTIONS:
Cook first 3 ingredients in a large saucepan until meat is
browned, stirring until it crumbles; drain. Add chili powder
and next 8 ingredients, stirring well; bring to a boil. Cover,
reduce heat, and simmer, stirring occasionally, 1 hour and 30
minutes to 2 hours. Add beans, stirring well, and cook until
thoroughly heated.
Yield: 6 Servings
Categories: Main Courses, Soups & Stews, Seasonal
http://www.thedailyrecipe.com
CHILI VARIATIONS
Chili is often served with beans on the side (if not in it),
and usually with rice. Tortillas (home-made are best) are
a good choice to serve with chili, and cornbread, saltines,
and oyster crackers are other favorites.
Try serving in or over: Spaghetti, Hot Dogs, Hamburgers,
Baked Potatoes, Omelets, Tacos, Burritos or Pizza
 
  
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